FIC CHALLENGES
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kyiziI'M TIRED! SO, SO TIRED! WHY CAN'T I SLEEP!?
*whimper*
Posting, because I forgot to earlier and, oh, yeah, I can't sleep!
Okay, so I was having issues trying to decide what quotes I wanted to use in my entry for the Lita/John and Lita/Randy ficathon. When I ended up with more than I knew what to do with, I decided I should just shove them all together and make a challenge (or three) out of them!
Challenge A:
1] Any fandom.
2] Any Pairing
3] Prompts (use as many as you want): stormy, chocolate, nightmare, kiss, tension
4] You must include at least 7 (because it's my favourite number) of the following multi-genre quotes (listed at the end), but feel free to pack in as many as you like!
Challenge B (there are options for each point):
WWE CHALLENGE
1] (a) The roster split is coming to an end, or (b) there is a Raw vs. Smackdown invasion (I still pretend that ECW doesn't exist, because I haven't ever really seen it -- except during the initial Invasion years ago -- but make it ECW vs WWE if you really wish to)
2] Lita comes back to the WWE as either (a) General Manager/Manager to one of the teams for the invasion, or (b) a surprise contender for the WWE Women's Championship in a royal rumble style match
3] Lita must be paired with Cena, Orton, Batista, Triple H, or Jeff Hardy (why not, for old times' sake!)
4] Lita's friends must include at least three of the following: Lilian, Victoria, Trish (bring her back, too, if you like), Mickie, Stacy, Maria, Batista, Edge, Orton, HBK, and Jeff Hardy
5] Lita must (a) initially dislike the guy she's paired with, but has to work closely with him, or (b) be best friends with the guy she's paired with and have no idea he's in love with her
6] You must include at least 7 of the following multi-genre quotes, but feel free to pack in as many as you like!!! :p
Challenge C:
WWE/SUPERNATURAL CROSSOVER CHALLENGE (because, hey, it's my new love!)
1] Lita must be paired with one of the following guys: Dean Winchester, Batista, Jeff Hardy or John Cena
2] Other characters must include at least three of the following characters: Lilian, Stacy, Dawn Marie, Maria, Victoria, HBK, Triple H, Randy Orton, Jericho, Mickie, Edge, Christian, and the guys listed in number 2
NB: I'm not mentioning Sam Winchester, because take it as read that he has to be in it, and any character that's already left the WWE can be brought into the fic in any manner you so choose.
3] This one is optional, but I'd like to see Sam get a girl, as well, if possible. Fiddle with their ages if it makes you feel better! ;)
4] Lita is not a part of the WWE for this one, she's already left. She has to either (a) stumble across the Winchesters on a job and end up getting involved, (b) she or one of her friends already know the Winchesters and are forced to call them in for help, or (c) Lita is the job the Winchesters end up on, i.e. Sam has a vision and she's either a supernatural being (not an evil one!) or she's being hunted/haunted by one
5] The fic must involve (a) a poltergeist, (b) a fire demon/being of some description, (c) zombies ('cause, hey crack fic is funny...although, would it count as crack in Supernatural...?), or (d) nature gone crazy/spooky/wild for some reason (e.g. forests with creepy moving trees, or killer plants, etc.)
6] You must include at least 7 of the following multi-genre quotes, but feel free to pack in as many as you like!!! :p
and finally the quotes:
NB: If a word/name is in [these brackets] you can replace it. It's mainly names, but also a few random words that won't necessarily fit with the genre you're writing.
Also, if quotes are too long for you, just edit them down to two lines.
01. Animal Attraction (Jane//Eddie)
"What is on your neck?"
"I bit myself shaving"
02. Scooby Doo 2, (Shaggy//Velma)
"This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life."
"Tied with what?"
"Every other freaking day of my life."
03. Supernatural, (Dean)
"Come on, man. I know [Sam], better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean, the guy feels guilty surfing the Internet for porn."
04. The Mask of Zorro, (Alejandro(Zorro)//Captain Love)
"Only one question."
"Really, what is that?"
"How would you like your remains displayed?"
05. Animal Attraction, (Ray//Jane)
"What's that they say about the love of a good woman?"
"That once offered, it's guaranteed to come back and bite her in the ass."
06. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, (Wimp Lo)
"I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy."
07. Serenity, (Mal//Inara)
"What are you doing?"
"I'm praying for you [Mal]."
08. Serenity, (Jayne)
"Shiny, lets be bad guys!"
09. Angel, (Angel//Cordelia)
"Soup and salad, too? What is going on here?"
"I forgot what you liked."
"Why didn't you ask me?"
"Well, you said, why is everyone asking you if they can get you anything, and I didn't wanna do that."
"So you did this instead."
"Yup."
"I love you."
10. Angel, (Angel//Doyle)
"You don't smell human."
"Well, that's a bit rude. As it happens I'm very much human...on my mother's side."
11. Alias, (Vaughn//Weiss)
"Look, if I'm not back in a couple of hours I'm probably dead."
"Good to know."
12. Alias, (Sydney//Dixon)
"How do I look?"
"For the record, that's a question you never have to ask."
13. Gilmore Girls, (Young Lorelai//Nurse)
info for non GG fans: Lorelai's 16 and in labour
"Okay, this is a big pain and I'd really like it to go away, please."
"Just breathe deep, honey."
"Breathing doesn't help, can I hit you instead?"
"What?"
"Or pinch you really hard, 'cause that might make me feel better."
"No, you cannot hit me."
"Can I bite you or pull your hair or use the Epilady on you 'cause I really need to do something."
14. Gilmore Girls, (Michel//Lorelai)
"Well, you know what happens when you assume."
"What?"
"I don't know. Something about a donkey. It is a stupid American phrase."
15. MacGyver, (Pete//MacGyver)
"[Mac], whatever you do..."
"I know, I know, [Pete], stay out of trouble, keep the expenses down and don't get killed."
"Took the words right out of my mouth."
16. MacGyver, (MacGyver)
"Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right."
17. MacGyver, (Pete)
"Don't thank me. I was born a warm and wonderful human being."
18. MacGyver, (Tiffany//MacGyver)
"Not bad. You look like... James Bond."
"I feel like...[fake English accent] James Bond."
19. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, (Ron//Harry)
"Mum sent me something... Mum sent me a dress."
"Well it does match your eyes. Is there a bonnet?"
20. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, (Ron//Hermione)
"Hey, [Hermione]... you're a girl."
"Oh, well spotted."
21. Ice Princess, (Casey)
"What's wrong with wanting to feel strong and graceful and beautiful for once in my life?"
22. Ice Princess, (Tina)
"If you have any sense of self-preservation, you will scatter."
23. Ice Princess (Gen)
"She's got eyes on the back of her horns."
24. Ice Princess (Gen//Casey)
"You're hot, but stay away from [Brian], he's mine. Now [Teddy], [Teddy] you can have."
"Oh um... but I don't..."
"You know, I may not be as smart as you are, but I'm not an idiot."
25. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Andie//Ben)
"True or False: All's fair in love and war."
"True."
"Great answer."
"Good question."
26. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Andie)
"You can't lose something you never had."
27. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, (Tony)
"Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination."
28. Sin City, (Dwight)
"I'm [Shellie]'s new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman."
29. The X-Files, (Mulder)
"Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity."
30. The X-Files, (Scully//Doggett)
"It's true, [John]. She's gone."
"I don't accept that. Look at her breathing. Her heart's still beating. There's got to be hope."
31. The X-Files, (Mulder//Krycek)
"Why are you doing this?"
"Because you can't do this alone."
32. Bones, (Zak//Hodgins)
"[Krystal from accounting] is after you, isn't she?"
"Uh, like Alien after Predator."
33. Bones, (Booth)
"I need subtitles when I come in here."
34. Stargate: Atlantis, (Beckett//McKay)
"He fainted."
"Oh there's gotta be a better word."
"Faint is a proper medical term."
"I passed out from... manly hunger!"
35. Stargate: Atlantis, (Sheppard)
"There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain!"
36. Stargate: Atlantis, (McKay)
"I'm sorry. It's just... I react to certain doom in a certain way. It's a bad habit."
37. Stargate: SG1, (Jack)
"I hope you like Guinness, [sir]. It's a perfect substitute for... food."
38. Stargate: SG1 (Daniel//Thor)
"So we'd be looking for a needle in a haystack."
"A haystack of infinite size."
"That's big."
39. Stargate: SG1 (Jack//Teal'c)
"Do you read the Bible, [Teal'c]?"
"It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, [O'Neill]?"
"Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends."
40. Stargate: SG1 (Carter)
"[Sir], if you don't mind, your wound is bleeding all over my [lab]."
41. Stargate: SG1 (Jack)
"I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it."
42. JAG (Mac//Harm)
"What do you want?"
"I want a lot of things."
"What do you want the most?"
"The thing I want most... is to never lose you."
43. JAG
"I hope the ghost of Jacob Marley drops chains on your foot!"
44. JAG (Chegwidden//Mac//Harm)
"Can the two of you agree on anything?"
[simultaneously] "Yes." // "No."
45. JAG (Bud - trying to apologize to Harriet)
"I don't want to look at naked breasts! I want to look at yours!"
[long pause]
"Excuse me, I think I'll go hang myself now."
46. Star Trek: New Frontier, 'Gods Above', (Mueller//M'Ress)
"Allow me to reply to that candour with some of my own."
"Hurt yourself."
"What?" [pause] "You mean 'knock yourself out'?"
"Yes. That."
47. Star Trek: New Frontier, 'Gods Above', (Robin)
"Noooo, she always comes back. Always. That's how she operates. I used to think she loved me, but now I know. I know beyond any doubt: She's trying to drive me insane!"
48. Star Trek: New Frontier, 'Gods Above', (Mac//Robin)
"[Robin], when was the last time you had any sleep?"
"Sleep is for lesser mortals."
49. Star Trek: New Frontier, 'Gods Above', (Shelby//Mueller)
"Sometimes, [XO], I really don't understand you."
"I assume you're referring to those times that I get completely drunk and start speaking only in [German]"
50. Star Trek: New Frontier, 'Gods Above', (McHenry//Old Father)
"You know, I really, really hope I'm dreaming all this, because it's too insane to cope with if I'm not."
"You're not."
*whimper*
Posting, because I forgot to earlier and, oh, yeah, I can't sleep!
Okay, so I was having issues trying to decide what quotes I wanted to use in my entry for the Lita/John and Lita/Randy ficathon. When I ended up with more than I knew what to do with, I decided I should just shove them all together and make a challenge (or three) out of them!
Challenge A:
1] Any fandom.
2] Any Pairing
3] Prompts (use as many as you want): stormy, chocolate, nightmare, kiss, tension
4] You must include at least 7 (because it's my favourite number) of the following multi-genre quotes (listed at the end), but feel free to pack in as many as you like!
Challenge B (there are options for each point):
WWE CHALLENGE
1] (a) The roster split is coming to an end, or (b) there is a Raw vs. Smackdown invasion (I still pretend that ECW doesn't exist, because I haven't ever really seen it -- except during the initial Invasion years ago -- but make it ECW vs WWE if you really wish to)
2] Lita comes back to the WWE as either (a) General Manager/Manager to one of the teams for the invasion, or (b) a surprise contender for the WWE Women's Championship in a royal rumble style match
3] Lita must be paired with Cena, Orton, Batista, Triple H, or Jeff Hardy (why not, for old times' sake!)
4] Lita's friends must include at least three of the following: Lilian, Victoria, Trish (bring her back, too, if you like), Mickie, Stacy, Maria, Batista, Edge, Orton, HBK, and Jeff Hardy
5] Lita must (a) initially dislike the guy she's paired with, but has to work closely with him, or (b) be best friends with the guy she's paired with and have no idea he's in love with her
6] You must include at least 7 of the following multi-genre quotes, but feel free to pack in as many as you like!!! :p
Challenge C:
WWE/SUPERNATURAL CROSSOVER CHALLENGE (because, hey, it's my new love!)
1] Lita must be paired with one of the following guys: Dean Winchester, Batista, Jeff Hardy or John Cena
2] Other characters must include at least three of the following characters: Lilian, Stacy, Dawn Marie, Maria, Victoria, HBK, Triple H, Randy Orton, Jericho, Mickie, Edge, Christian, and the guys listed in number 2
NB: I'm not mentioning Sam Winchester, because take it as read that he has to be in it, and any character that's already left the WWE can be brought into the fic in any manner you so choose.
3] This one is optional, but I'd like to see Sam get a girl, as well, if possible. Fiddle with their ages if it makes you feel better! ;)
4] Lita is not a part of the WWE for this one, she's already left. She has to either (a) stumble across the Winchesters on a job and end up getting involved, (b) she or one of her friends already know the Winchesters and are forced to call them in for help, or (c) Lita is the job the Winchesters end up on, i.e. Sam has a vision and she's either a supernatural being (not an evil one!) or she's being hunted/haunted by one
5] The fic must involve (a) a poltergeist, (b) a fire demon/being of some description, (c) zombies ('cause, hey crack fic is funny...although, would it count as crack in Supernatural...?), or (d) nature gone crazy/spooky/wild for some reason (e.g. forests with creepy moving trees, or killer plants, etc.)
6] You must include at least 7 of the following multi-genre quotes, but feel free to pack in as many as you like!!! :p
and finally the quotes:
NB: If a word/name is in [these brackets] you can replace it. It's mainly names, but also a few random words that won't necessarily fit with the genre you're writing.
Also, if quotes are too long for you, just edit them down to two lines.
01. Animal Attraction (Jane//Eddie)
"What is on your neck?"
"I bit myself shaving"
02. Scooby Doo 2, (Shaggy//Velma)
"This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life."
"Tied with what?"
"Every other freaking day of my life."
03. Supernatural, (Dean)
"Come on, man. I know [Sam], better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean, the guy feels guilty surfing the Internet for porn."
04. The Mask of Zorro, (Alejandro(Zorro)//Captain Love)
"Only one question."
"Really, what is that?"
"How would you like your remains displayed?"
05. Animal Attraction, (Ray//Jane)
"What's that they say about the love of a good woman?"
"That once offered, it's guaranteed to come back and bite her in the ass."
06. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, (Wimp Lo)
"I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy."
07. Serenity, (Mal//Inara)
"What are you doing?"
"I'm praying for you [Mal]."
08. Serenity, (Jayne)
"Shiny, lets be bad guys!"
09. Angel, (Angel//Cordelia)
"Soup and salad, too? What is going on here?"
"I forgot what you liked."
"Why didn't you ask me?"
"Well, you said, why is everyone asking you if they can get you anything, and I didn't wanna do that."
"So you did this instead."
"Yup."
"I love you."
10. Angel, (Angel//Doyle)
"You don't smell human."
"Well, that's a bit rude. As it happens I'm very much human...on my mother's side."
11. Alias, (Vaughn//Weiss)
"Look, if I'm not back in a couple of hours I'm probably dead."
"Good to know."
12. Alias, (Sydney//Dixon)
"How do I look?"
"For the record, that's a question you never have to ask."
13. Gilmore Girls, (Young Lorelai//Nurse)
info for non GG fans: Lorelai's 16 and in labour
"Okay, this is a big pain and I'd really like it to go away, please."
"Just breathe deep, honey."
"Breathing doesn't help, can I hit you instead?"
"What?"
"Or pinch you really hard, 'cause that might make me feel better."
"No, you cannot hit me."
"Can I bite you or pull your hair or use the Epilady on you 'cause I really need to do something."
14. Gilmore Girls, (Michel//Lorelai)
"Well, you know what happens when you assume."
"What?"
"I don't know. Something about a donkey. It is a stupid American phrase."
15. MacGyver, (Pete//MacGyver)
"[Mac], whatever you do..."
"I know, I know, [Pete], stay out of trouble, keep the expenses down and don't get killed."
"Took the words right out of my mouth."
16. MacGyver, (MacGyver)
"Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right."
17. MacGyver, (Pete)
"Don't thank me. I was born a warm and wonderful human being."
18. MacGyver, (Tiffany//MacGyver)
"Not bad. You look like... James Bond."
"I feel like...[fake English accent] James Bond."
19. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, (Ron//Harry)
"Mum sent me something... Mum sent me a dress."
"Well it does match your eyes. Is there a bonnet?"
20. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, (Ron//Hermione)
"Hey, [Hermione]... you're a girl."
"Oh, well spotted."
21. Ice Princess, (Casey)
"What's wrong with wanting to feel strong and graceful and beautiful for once in my life?"
22. Ice Princess, (Tina)
"If you have any sense of self-preservation, you will scatter."
23. Ice Princess (Gen)
"She's got eyes on the back of her horns."
24. Ice Princess (Gen//Casey)
"You're hot, but stay away from [Brian], he's mine. Now [Teddy], [Teddy] you can have."
"Oh um... but I don't..."
"You know, I may not be as smart as you are, but I'm not an idiot."
25. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Andie//Ben)
"True or False: All's fair in love and war."
"True."
"Great answer."
"Good question."
26. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Andie)
"You can't lose something you never had."
27. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, (Tony)
"Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination."
28. Sin City, (Dwight)
"I'm [Shellie]'s new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman."
29. The X-Files, (Mulder)
"Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity."
30. The X-Files, (Scully//Doggett)
"It's true, [John]. She's gone."
"I don't accept that. Look at her breathing. Her heart's still beating. There's got to be hope."
31. The X-Files, (Mulder//Krycek)
"Why are you doing this?"
"Because you can't do this alone."
32. Bones, (Zak//Hodgins)
"[Krystal from accounting] is after you, isn't she?"
"Uh, like Alien after Predator."
33. Bones, (Booth)
"I need subtitles when I come in here."
34. Stargate: Atlantis, (Beckett//McKay)
"He fainted."
"Oh there's gotta be a better word."
"Faint is a proper medical term."
"I passed out from... manly hunger!"
35. Stargate: Atlantis, (Sheppard)
"There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain!"
36. Stargate: Atlantis, (McKay)
"I'm sorry. It's just... I react to certain doom in a certain way. It's a bad habit."
37. Stargate: SG1, (Jack)
"I hope you like Guinness, [sir]. It's a perfect substitute for... food."
38. Stargate: SG1 (Daniel//Thor)
"So we'd be looking for a needle in a haystack."
"A haystack of infinite size."
"That's big."
39. Stargate: SG1 (Jack//Teal'c)
"Do you read the Bible, [Teal'c]?"
"It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, [O'Neill]?"
"Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends."
40. Stargate: SG1 (Carter)
"[Sir], if you don't mind, your wound is bleeding all over my [lab]."
41. Stargate: SG1 (Jack)
"I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it."
42. JAG (Mac//Harm)
"What do you want?"
"I want a lot of things."
"What do you want the most?"
"The thing I want most... is to never lose you."
43. JAG
"I hope the ghost of Jacob Marley drops chains on your foot!"
44. JAG (Chegwidden//Mac//Harm)
"Can the two of you agree on anything?"
[simultaneously] "Yes." // "No."
45. JAG (Bud - trying to apologize to Harriet)
"I don't want to look at naked breasts! I want to look at yours!"
[long pause]
"Excuse me, I think I'll go hang myself now."
46. Star Trek: New Frontier, 'Gods Above', (Mueller//M'Ress)
"Allow me to reply to that candour with some of my own."
"Hurt yourself."
"What?" [pause] "You mean 'knock yourself out'?"
"Yes. That."
47. Star Trek: New Frontier, 'Gods Above', (Robin)
"Noooo, she always comes back. Always. That's how she operates. I used to think she loved me, but now I know. I know beyond any doubt: She's trying to drive me insane!"
48. Star Trek: New Frontier, 'Gods Above', (Mac//Robin)
"[Robin], when was the last time you had any sleep?"
"Sleep is for lesser mortals."
49. Star Trek: New Frontier, 'Gods Above', (Shelby//Mueller)
"Sometimes, [XO], I really don't understand you."
"I assume you're referring to those times that I get completely drunk and start speaking only in [German]"
50. Star Trek: New Frontier, 'Gods Above', (McHenry//Old Father)
"You know, I really, really hope I'm dreaming all this, because it's too insane to cope with if I'm not."
"You're not."
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