Lita/Randy and Lita/John Ficathon Master List

[kyizi]

The Lita/John and Lita/Randy Ficathon Master List

Okay, so the deadline is finally here! Please remember that the rules stated that a fic didn't have to be finished, but could be either half of a long fic, or the first five parts of a really long/epic fic (on the condition that the author intends to finish the fic).

Here are the entries, please remember to review!

Alphabetically, because it's easiest..




AJ wrote for kyizi

Title: EXTENSION REQUESTED
Pairing: Author's choice -- Lita/
Quotes:
1] "If the people we love are taken from us, the way they live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever."- The Crow
2] “What is this? That we’re doing here. What is it?” // “You need a definition? You really want to be that guy?” // “Lock the door.” -- Grey's Anatomy, (Alex//Izzy)
3] “It's not warped. It's romance.”
Two things that had to happen:
1] Someone (male or female, it doesn't matter) being forced to wear a tiara
2] Inter gender match: Lita & Randy/John vs Ashley & Matt Hardy (trashley and ratboy getting the beating of their lives)



brokengem wrote for revivingophelia (Karen U)

Title: EXTENSION REQUESTED
Pairing: Author's choice -- Lita/
Quotes:
1] "I feel like you're always rescuing me. Also like there's a giant elephant standing on my head." (Peyton from One Tree Hill)
2] "I'm not a troublemaker, but I just seem to attract conflict"
3] "Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel" - Final Fantasy VII (TIfa)
Two things that had to happen:
1] John gets bored so Lita decides something fun to do.
2] Smut. If no smut or not comfortable writing it, double entrendres must be used instead




KakashiLuverIam wrote for lita_cena425 (Sherrick)

Title: Prank Bonding Time
Pairing: Lita/John
Quotes:
1] "If I cut you down to a thing I can use, I fear there'll be nothing good left of you..." (Lose Control, Evanscence)
2] Love isn't about finding the perfect person, it’s seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
3] Well, if you really want to know how I kiss you have to kiss me first.
Two things that had to happen:
1] John and Lita working together to pull a prank on a mutual friend.
2] A bank robbery.




kyizi wrote for brokengem (Kristi)

Title: Deceiver of Fools
Pairing: Lita/John
Quotes:
1] "It says she thinks you're an annoying jerk." // "It's a pet name." (Wilson and House from House, MD)
2] "If I didn't love you so much, you would have been dead."
3] "I'm not here for your entertainment. You don't really want to mess with me tonight" (U and Ur Hand, Pink)
Two things that had to happen:
1] Bittersweet, happy ending for the couple
2] Party with a game of "I Never" causing some secrets to come up and people to get really drunk.



lady_tavington wrote for KakashiLuverIam

Title: EXTENSION REQUESTED
Pairing: Lita/John
Quotes:
1] Love is like a yoyo. there's ups and downs.
2] "You're a smart-ass, you know that?" // "Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although that has nothing to do with my ass." (Booth and Brennan from Bones)
3] "It's so much easier to be fake than who you really are and I know who you really are."
Two things that had to happen:
1] A game of strip poker with at least four players (one of whom must be Lilian)
2] John trips and Lita follows, falling on top of him.



karenfic was wonderful and agreed to fill in at the last minute. She wrote for lady_tavington

Title: Can't Hold You
Pairing: Lita/John
Quotes:
1] “Have you considered a twelve-step program?”
2] "I've completely lost myself and I don't mind..." (Good Enough, Evanescence)
3] "I may not be full of testosterone, but I’m not full of shit either"
Two things that had to happen:
1] Lita/Carlito friendship with John getting jealous.
2] Lita and John/Randy make-up after a disagreement or a fight. Up to the author what they fought about.



lita_fan_17 wrote for pr_scatterbrain

Title: Harsh Reality
Pairing: Lita/Randy
Quotes:
1] "I am not going to hit you...not intentionally." -- Stargate SG1 (Cam)
2] Because in the end, you always go back to the people that were there in the beginning.
3] It's not blushing, my cheeks are simply red.
Two things that had to happen:
1] Lita to rescue the guy for a change
2] Some of the divas having a slumber party



mab319 wrote for sweetrapture82 (Kori)

Title: Celebrations of Life
Pairing: Lita/Randy
Quotes:
1] I'm gonna call the police./ I ain't afraid o' no po-po. Call the po-po ho. "Diary of mad Black woman”
2] "You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch." -- Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (Chosen One)
3] “When all you have is a hammer . . .” // “Don’t worry, we were all nails anyway.”
Two things that had to happen:
1] One of the guys in full drag/cross dressing (makeup, wig, nails, shoes.. doesn't matter why.. just that they've done it.)
2] Lita getting revenge.



pr_scatterbrain wrote for mab_319 (Mel)

Title: Serenade
Pairing: Lita/Randy
Quotes:
1] "I can't say no to you..." (Good Enough, Evanescence)
2] “If I can’t dance, I don’t want to be part of your revolution.” - Emma Goldman
3] "BOOBIES" - John Cena on 5 Q's with the Champ
Two things that had to happen:
1] Someone getting caught watching an unexpected television show like Dawson's Creek or Saved by the Bell
2] drunken karaoke by lita and randy




revivingophelia wrote for AJ

Title: Not What I Thought
Pairing: Author's choice -- Lita/Cena
Quotes:
1] “About what you owe me?” // “Anything I can do.” // “Well nothing right now but one day I may ask you to buy back my soul.” -- Stargate SG1 (O’Neill//Hammond)
2] "I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it." - Final Fantasy VII (Vincent)
3] "Man, She really did a number on you didn't she? Well, don't shit on my broken heart just because you converted to some warped brand of romantic atheism!" // "It's called self-preservation." // "Oh, in other words, your narcotize yourself with casual sex." -- Animal Attraction (Jane//Eddie)
(Only one has been used so far)
Two things that had to happen:
1] SMUT.
2] Lita and (John or Randy) to dislike each other at first but then warm up to each other...possibly with help from the guy that isn't used.



sweetrapture82 wrote for lita_fan_17

Title: Coming Undone
Pairing: Lita/Randy
Quotes:
1] I'll be your dirty little secret.
2] "Help me to help you"
3] “Happiness is a very pretty thing to feel, but very dry to talk about; so you may unknit your brow, for I shall say no more about the matter.” Jeremy Bentham.
Two things that had to happen:
1] Lita and spouse having a public fight
2] Confrontation with either a ho (Ashley, Kristal, Kelly) where Lita has to be held back by her pairing



Also, looking at the assignments again, revivingophelia, I apologize for giving you the most wordy quotes! I didn't even notice at the time.